From an unloved, hardscrabble upbringing in a remote boarding school, Ebenezer the web analyst was forced to grow up isolated and self-reliant, inventing metrics imagined only with the light of a pitiful candle before finally being rescued by a loving sister.
Then, bursting with promise under Master Marketer Fezziwig’s apprenticeship, Ebenezer blossoms into a man of business. He works tirelessly for the understanding and advancement of his customers, only to succumb to greed and the singularity of his online purpose.






